You've got me irate Jenny McCarthy

Today I finally took our bedding to the laundromat. It's one of those activities that is not difficult and really doesn't take much time but I will put it off with every excuse I can muster. The bottom line is I can be lazy to a point that I'm not proud of. I can be so lazy that I will sit and watch "Maury" or "Funniest Home Videos" just because it takes too much effort to stand up and grab my XBox 360 controller. Said controller is literally 3 steps away, 1 if I stretch, and the game is already in, yet I just won't get off my every increasing butt. I will lie to anyone to just get out of going places and having to do things and I fell that's wrong on every level. I do it anyway. Not good. It would do me good to live "Liar Liar" for a week. See if I can do it. Of course the drawback here would be that Jenny McCarthy would be inexplicably attracted to me at that point and I would have to tell her the truth, HAVE TO, about how much I love my wife and I would also have to admit to Jenny that her infatuation was manipulated and I know this would be a deal breaker.

So in conclusion, I am drawing a line in the sand _________________________________ and doing my best to be totally honest with everyone (both blond and brunette Jenny's) and to turn off my laziness. I even had to fight my laziness off just to write this. We'll know if I'm successful if there is another post to this blog in a timely manner.

I'm 40 and it's time to grow up. Now I'm off to play Little Big Planet. Do not judge me.